Who is Mitch Crumblehorn?
Mitch prides himself on a few values; honesty, family and getting down to business.
Mitch spoke the phrase "oh if these old walls could talk" as he looked over the New York City skyline (unknown date) and now has become one of the most signature phrases in American history and embodies his optimistic spirit.
IN 2004, MITCH RAN FOR MAYOR AND WAS UNFORTUNATELY WAS CRUSHED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK IN TIMES SQUARE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. HE WAS DELIVERING PRESENTS TO THE KIDS SHELTER. MITCH BROKE ALMOST EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY THAT DAY, BUT HE VOWED IT WOULD NEVER BREAK HIS SPIRIT.
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Current Stock Price
-$1324.07 (-207.9%)
Please Note: Currently the fat cats in Wall Street are sabotaging my currency because they don't like the smell of money!
Who is Mitch Crumblehorn?
Mitch prides himself on a few values; honesty, family and getting down to business.
Mitch spoke the phrase "oh if these old walls could talk" as he looked over the New York City skyline (unknown date) and now has become one of the most signature phrases in American history and embodies his optimistic spirit.
IN 2004, MITCH RAN FOR MAYOR AND WAS UNFORTUNATELY WAS CRUSHED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK IN TIMES SQUARE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. HE WAS DELIVERING PRESENTS TO THE KIDS SHELTER. MITCH BROKE ALMOST EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY THAT DAY, BUT HE VOWED IT WOULD NEVER BREAK HIS SPIRIT.
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Mitch Crumblehorn went to the Empire State Building and looked over Manhattan then said his famous phrase "Oh if these old walls could talk".Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn checked in at the construction of his new theme park Casinoland.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn accidentally collapsed the construction of Casinoland after being ill-advised a support beam for the park was a 'ribbon' due to be cut to open the park. 430 workers are now lost at sea.Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn checked in at the new and improved construction of his new theme park Casinoland.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn's new currency "Crumblecoin" launches to a huge success with multiple buyers of the coin on day one expressing joy.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is verbally assaulted and called a "moron" by the Captain on the Staten Island ferry after dropping his keys, phone and wallet all over the edge. Mitch Crumblehorn was arrested at the docks after "attempting to pop all the metal lifeboats with a pocket knife".Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn falls in the East River off of the Staten Island ferry and is presumed dead by officials.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is still lost at sea.Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is found alive and well after being seen walking out of a Casino near Atlantic City.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn holds a press conference which he announces he has a new video game allowing users to "play his life" and "learn how he did it the hard way". A game trailer was shown but the sound was off.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn holds second press conference in anger after Gamescom refuses to play his Game Trailer after he sent money to an anonymous individual saying they would play the trailer at the end of the event.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn's new currency "Crumblecoin" hits record lows.
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Who is Mitch Crumblehorn?
Mitch prides himself on a few values; honesty, family and getting down to business.
Mitch spoke the phrase "oh if these old walls could talk" as he looked over the New York City skyline (unknown date) and now has become one of the most signature phrases in American history and embodies his optimistic spirit.
IN 2004, MITCH RAN FOR MAYOR AND WAS UNFORTUNATELY WAS CRUSHED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK IN TIMES SQUARE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. HE WAS DELIVERING PRESENTS TO THE KIDS SHELTER. MITCH BROKE ALMOST EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY THAT DAY, BUT HE VOWED IT WOULD NEVER BREAK HIS SPIRIT.
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CrumbleCoin
Current Stock Price
-$1324.07 (-207.9%)
Please Note: Currently the fat cats in Wall Street are sabotaging my currency because they don't like the smell of money.
CrumbleCoin
Current Stock Price
-$1324.07 (-207.9%)
Please Note: Currently the fat cats in Wall Street are sabotaging my currency because they don't like the smell of money!
The Mitch Crumblehorn Transparency Log
Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn went to the Empire State Building and looked over Manhattan then said his famous phrase "Oh if these old walls could talk".Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn checked in at the construction of his new theme park Casinoland.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn accidentally collapsed the construction of Casinoland after being ill-advised a support beam for the park was a 'ribbon' due to be cut to open the park. 430 workers are now lost at sea.Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn checked in at the new and improved construction of his new theme park Casinoland.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn's new currency "Crumblecoin" launches to a huge success with multiple buyers of the coin on day one expressing joy.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is verbally assaulted and called a "moron" by the Captain on the Staten Island ferry after dropping his keys, phone and wallet all over the edge. Mitch Crumblehorn was arrested at the docks after "attempting to pop all the metal lifeboats with a pocket knife".Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn falls in the East River off of the Staten Island ferry and is presumed dead by officials.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is still lost at sea.Location Update
Mitch Crumblehorn is found alive and well after being seen walking out of a Casino near Atlantic City.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn holds a press conference which he announces he has a new video game allowing users to "play his life" and "learn how he did it the hard way". A game trailer was shown but the sound was off.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn holds second press conference in anger after Gamescom refuses to play his Game Trailer after he sent money to an anonymous individual saying they would play the trailer at the end of the event.Life Update
Mitch Crumblehorn's new currency "Crumblecoin" hits record lows.